favorite gifs from my favorite shows

enjoy.

-Lloyd Dobler.

just a few things i did for you

• drove 30 minutes to see you everyday
• listened to every word you said when you wanted to vent
• gave you a shoulder to cry on
• sat through every freaking chick flick you wanted to watch
• let you get mad at me when I did nothing wrong
• and said sorry every single time cuz I hated seeing you mad
• let you cut my hair
• got interrogated by your dad over. and over. and over.
• let you pick the music in the car
• ate sushi TOO many times cuz it's your favorite

I gave you whatever you wanted cuz I loved you.

things you did for me

• broke my heart

-Lloyd.

I flew to the moon

I was 2 years old when he died.
My mom's brother.
He'd come and play with me everyday.
And he'd always bring taco bell.
He was driving with his friends the day it happened.
The car rolled.
And he didn't make it.
Now as a 2 year old I didn't know what happened.
All I knew is that uncle J*** didn't come over anymore.
I lost my best friend.
And obviously I don't remember all the details.
I was 2 years old.
But I remember one thing clear as day.
And I think it's the first memory I have.
He came and visited me in a dream.
He took me by the hand and walked me to the back door.
He opened it and I saw the moon sitting in my back yard.
He sat on it and helped me up.
And we flew that night.
Past the planets.
Past the stars.
And I wish I could have just stayed in that moment forever.
But like all good things, it came to an end.
And the moon landed in my backyard.
He walked me to the door.
Then he hugged me and said goodbye.
He walked back to the moon and waved.
And that was the last time I saw him.
I woke up the next morning and told my mom "I flew with J*** to the moon!"
With a tear in her eye she smiled.
And I knew in that moment.
In that smile.
That everything would be ok.

I flew to the moon man.
I flew to the moon.

-Lloyd.

things (and gifs) that make me happy

dancing like no ones watching
a cold pillow
tv
girls
driving

SLEEPING
eating
hot showers

sweatpants
writing
sunsets
fishing
the smell of the mountains
whole milk

ribs
sunrises
guns
puppies
christmas
my birthday
rain
reese's cups
$$$



-Lloyd.

masks

my bones say "speak up. express yourself. tell your thoughts. share your opinion."
but my skin says "don't. stop. no one wants to hear you. don't embarrass yourself."

Do you get it? no one can see your bones. No one can see your thoughts. only your skin.
only the mask you put on for people to see.
my mask hides what's really there.
and i wish this mask would just-just fall off.
but it's been stuck here since sophomore year.
occasionally though my face comes out of hiding & i speak up. i share my thoughts.
but then i see the others.
and their masks scare me.
so i quickly put mine back on.
so here i sit with a mask that says i'm fine.
that says no worries.
that says life. is. good.
but underneath the mask,
underneath the skin,
lies the bones of a man dying to get out.
dying to taste the world.
but for now he stays sealed up under these fake layers.
waiting.
wishing.
for the moment his skin melts away because he can't take the heat for another second.
the heat of being scared.
the heat of being a phony.
and then
FINALLY then.
the bones of this man will feel the air of the world.
and he will breathe.
and he will speak.
and once he's tasted this freedom
HE WILL NEVER GO BACK.

-lloyd.

Dwight Schrute's Top 10

Dwight Schrute is easily one of my favorite TV characters of ALL TIME. So here are his Top 10 quotes hand picked by me. Enjoy.

1) The eyes are the groin of the head.

2) I never smile if I can help it.... Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.

3) In an ideal world, I would have all 10 fingers on my left hand so my right hand could just be a fist for punching.

4) In the wild, there is no healthcare. Healthcare is “Oh, I broke my leg!” A lion comes and eats you, you’re dead. Well, I’m not dead, I’m the lion, you’re dead!

5) I am faster than 80% of all snakes.

6) When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had adsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.

7) I am fast. To give you a reference point I am somewhere between a snake and a mongoose…and a panther.

8) I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat, couple of pigs watching.

9) Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did however, tip my urologist, because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.

10) I don't have a lot of experience with vampires, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once, but by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbor's dog.

-Lloyd Dobler.